Christmas Time
Yeah, I know, it’s that time of the year. It’s the time when everyone writes corny articles about the ‘togetherness’ of the human race, or some tripe like that. Instead I’m going to have a brief look at the things that make Christmas Christmas (also corny I know, but I never really bought into that ‘togetherness’ stuff)[and also presented in no particular order]
1. Sunburn
Just sitting on the beach today I was privy to at least three or four people who had long outstayed their welcome under the sun. This may not seem like many, but given that it’s Boxing Day, there were only eight people on the beach. Whilst I’ve not found a cure for sunburn, there is a product called Solarcaine which goes a long way toward easing sunburn. But, as always, the prevention is better than the cure, even when you’re “only going out for a couple of minutes” and won’t get sunburnt. Yeah right.
2. Presents!
Who can really say that they don’t like getting presents? I know that it’s a holiday for its own sake, and that some guy was crucified at, or near (or maybe not-so near, who really knows?) this time of year, and that the holiday is all about togetherness and all that. And I completely agree, family and friends are most important at this time of year, but presents come a close second.
3. Food
Christmas day, to me, is all about eating to excess. Cooking a large turkey, or ham, or some variety of large thing, and sitting down for a couple of hours in the sun (with the possibility of number 1 above) talking crap to the people you happen to be with at the time (preferably family or close friends, or whoever you can rustle up at the last minute). This is often accompanied by several bottles of wine or cases of beer, depending on the number and nature of the company.
4. Books
Relaxing over the Christmas period is one of the few times when I get to enjoy a quiet book or three. I’m notorious for the rate at which I go through books over the summer holidays, mainly because I like to have an excuse for not getting off the couch/lounger. Sitting outside in the sun and reading is one of the best things about summer (see point 1).
Enjoy the Christmas period wherever you are, and the downhill run into New Year’s Eve.












December 26th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Heartily second all of the above.
Jealous of the sunshine though, it has been thunderstorming in Melbourne for the last few days, and hovering around 16 degrees Celsius. Not very festive really, although will put out the bushfires.
Most presents are fabulous. I did however receive a “low fat cookbook” this year, that didn’t rock my socks off (I’m choosing to be mature and ignore the implications…)
Solarcaine is the bomb.
December 27th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
well i got a grooming kit… i think i’m very clean/well groomed sort of guy… guess someone thinks not!
Best present was being able to nurse my 3 month old God Daughter all afternoon… nothing tops that… besides at the moment she’s the only one who’s not a smart a** back to me… that won’t last long!
As a person who doesn’t burn, instead tans, i say you crackers are all fools for heading out into the sun without your polarfleece, but yes, Solarcaine is def the bomb.
December 27th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Merry Christmas folks.
Good post Will, as usual, but I’m disappointed with your apparent lack of knowledge about the origins of Christmas. I guess it can be easy confuse birth with crucifiction.
I’ll leave you all to go the wiki entry for more on that.
Basically there were winter pagan festivals around this time that Christians took over, many years ago. Christmas is an important event on the Christian calendar, the Saviour of the World being born and everything, though not as an important as the meaning behind Easter (that’s where your crucifiction lies). It’s nice to celebrate Jesus’ birth, but it’s also nice to get the whole family together and share in food and good cheer.
The only burn we’re getting this Christmas in Victoria is snow burn.
December 31st, 2006 at 7:33 am
Hah, shot Michael, guess I should read my posts after I write them huh!
I’m pretty sure I did know that, but it’s easy to say in retrospect eh? I think I was getting thoroughly annoyed with dial-up internet. Being stuck in the stone ages is uncool :-(.
January 4th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Will! Post something new… we’re bored! And today is my birthday so please grant the birthday girl her wish? (batting eye lashes)
January 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
happy birthday crazy canadianannan!