Cambridge
The home of intellectual pursuits. Not likely, instead all we found were students who were glad to be rid of exams, going around in a punt with a stereo on. And this is where some of the greatest minds come from?
The ability of the English to preserve historic buildings is laudable. Even though this means that anywhere one goes there is almost definitely an historic building shrouded by green cloth and scaffolding, it means they are remarkable to look at and take artsy photos of!
June 18th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Whip it, Whip It Good
So there I was, sitting by my lonesome on a Monday evening chewing away at a $3.50 sub of the day which was brim full with sauce to hide the fact I really don’t like what day it was, and the most amazing feeling of calm swept through my body…
What?
well almost, yes it is the middle of exams and it’s true I have no time to actually be writing this, nor munching on mr. subways best of the day, however, the feeling that my life could be revolutionised by a whip made my world all the more peaceful.
How I hear you ask?
look at Indiana Jones for example, one of the greatest heroes of all time, great smile, intelligent, tenacious (no way are you getting the grail that easily Donovan) and self sacrificing (damn straight he gets the stuffing kicked out of him to save all those slave kids in the mine… I mean who does that? Not I, no sir, I for one do NOT need all that running around in mine carts and hanging off cliff faces)
Ah-hem
Anyways the main point I was trying to make is that most, if not all of his troubles are easily solved with his whip. Swing across pits… done. Rip guns outta bad dudes hands… done. Scare away dangerous animals… done. Used to tie himself to the periscope of a sub… done. There is simply nothing that he cannot achieve with his whip.
So why the sense of relief?
Well people, you do electrical circuits 2 and explain to me how the lecturer gets some of his answers. Cause it ain’t with simple circuit math!